"THIS HOW I EAT"

Kimbo Fight

If you dont know this dude Kimbo is like the underground street fight champ. When I was first exposed to Kimbo I recieved a video of him from one of the local hustle men that he said you just have to watch. Let me tell you for a good 3-4 minutes I watched Kemo beat the shit out of some other hood dude. Within this fight were such classik lines as "hold on now dawg...i cant get grip on this grass." the classik scream of a random white dude " CLOSE HIS OTHER EYE BIRD!" However the best by far was after his victory Kimbo raised his bloody knuckles to the camera, looked dead in the lens and in such a nonchalant way claimed "This is how I eat....This is how I eat!"

Kimbo is a Killa, and I aint talkin Camron. You see the way he knocked that big dread down like it was nothin! I wanna see this cat go to UFC! I believe he may be the first guy to give good ol Chuck some trouble. What yall think?!?!

If you were a wrestler, what would be your finishing move?

Well its a little know fact yall but ya your boi used to wrestle, both roman greco (6-8th grade) and WWE style (11th-12th grade). I cant recall my name right off hand but I remember we used to go out to these sand dunes and go at it. I am talkin trash cans, weapons and all types of crazy shit. We even had one homeboi who got hit by like a UPS truck or some crazy shit and both of his hands had pins in them. It was histerical watchin him with his hands stuck in the retard position (no disrespect to the retards...and thanks for readin) still pickin up trach cans and tryin to hit people. It was basically all fun in games untill I decided that I would be bold enough to let someone Power Bomb me...never again. That shit knocked all the wind out of me and had me walkin all jacked up for like a week...moral of the story its all fun and games till someone gets hurt...then its fun and games with thunderous laughter!
Be Easy Yall!

HAPPY DEUCE BOND!!!!!!!

Happy New Year MuFuka's!!!!!!!! Welcome to the year newly dubbed the Deuce Bond (2=Deuce 007=Bond) by yours truly, so when you hear all the rappers and what not usin the term know that your boi brought it to the table first!

So with that out of the way let me say make room at the table because I am ready to eat! I have let too many years go by talkin about how I was goin to make a big step, just to let them go by while standin still. This year though....NO SIR! I don't wann talk about it...I wanna be about it! I don't wanna hear about it....I wanna expierince it! This year will be mentioned in my VH1 before they were stars and my MTV Diary!


"How do you plan to do this?" you ask...well quit hoggin my blog space with dumb questions and I will tell you (Side note: Students no question is dumb)! As many of you know I dable in music production (Some of my shit)...well no longer do I dable.... I AM OFFICIALLY A MUSIC PRODUCER! I make hot shit and its time to stand behind it. If you didn't know the production company is called ZypeLoch Beats (Zipp Lock) "We Keeps it Fresh!" and that is what we do indeed. Many of yall that have had the opportunity to kick it with the kid know that I am an extreamly entertaining person ( sounds like I am gettin a big head n shit...I'm still grounded folks) who loves at the end of the day to have a good time and to make sure whoever I am with is having a good time also. Well this year I plan to actively start to turn this passion into cash...greenbacks...dinero...loot...paper....I'm talkin money yall. I am not sure the steps I need to activly take...past finding some acting classes to start taking and seriously making strides towards moving to a city where the opportunity's are greater ie: LA or NY (This is also where any help would be greatly appriciated ie:photographers who would like to help me make comp cards or anyone with contacts in the industry...if your reading this then you have some way to contact me so feel free...as a matter of fact Please DO!) all the same though I plan on doin it!
With that being said I pose this to all the people that have read my blog thus far (Priciate for real yall! It means alot!) Make this a year to be more thankful for what you have, and less worried about what you don't. Our society has become extreamly thankless and selfish. It is time to start realizin how blessed we truly are just to be doin what were doin everyday. I know for me these past couple months have been a true learning/ life altering expierince (Lost my job in august, was knockin on the door of bankrupcy, and almost had my car reposessed) a lesser man could have been crushed but I locked my knees and kept pushin it! I realized that there is somethin better for me out there and that this is just a steppin stone to help me get my mind right and make sure not to make the same mistakes again. After all the only way to truly measure your succes as a human being is to make sure that you don't make the same mistake twice. Remember life is one big lesson plan, and class is in session everyday!! If you take the time to learn from faults or slips that you have instead of dwellin on them and lettin them bring you down. Then you can truly make yourself available for the wealth and good fortune you are destined to have. In the great scheme of things life is short yall! TOO SHORT (and I aint talkin bout the rapper...BITCH!-Don't nobody say bitch like short dog!) So get up get out and get somethin...Stop bein content...and Stop Settlin! We can make it.... SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT, I know I am. Well the blog is gettin a little long and I know how yall mofo's get about readin too much so thanks and let me leave you with this little gem...

"Sometimes to acheive greatness, sacrifices have to be made in the process. Some of those sacrifices are the ones that supercede the meaning of the word PAINFUL, and it hurts beyond description. But once you survive that, what you're prepared for is something that makes you damn near UNCONQUERABLE" ~ Busta Rhymes
Its true yall....so true.

Be Easy
Be Safe

Happy Head Nods Wit Cha Eggnog! (Thanks Adam)

Merry Mufukin Chrismahakwanzaka yall! Yes your boi is extreamly happen that his departure from work time has been bumped up to 2 so it is gonna be a party yall! Let me go ahead and present my gift to all the lovely ladies out there...


BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.....HAHAHAHAHA.HAHAHAAHAHA!Ya ya boi has been dyin off of this all week! I swear evry blog I have been to this week has had something about it on there site.

To any one who cares I will be holdin down up in Ft liqerdale this weekend, bein the good friend I am I decided to house/dog sit for my homeboi so any one in the area holla at a playa.
Dont drink too much this weekend and take time to be thankful for what you have! Till the next time...
Be Easy
Be Safe
Be Cool ENT. 4 LYFE

Black by popular demand!!!!!

So a couple of yall out there have hit me up askin why I haven’t put up a blog in a few days…ok I will be honest it was only my homeboi Jose but if at least one is speakin up then I am sure there are more out there waiting to get another glimpse into the life of a true gentlman of leisure.

Well this weekend the first of many more BBQ Boogie’s was held at club 6121 (mi casa) and went off wonderfully! Plenty of lick provided not only by my housemate but also some of our lovely patrons decided to show there holiday spirit and add spirits to the party. Which was amazing considering 99% of the population enjoys bein freeloaders…I am not hatin (Cuz I am one 2) but statin the obvious. Speakin of drinkin I was baffled by the 2 bottles of Jack Daniels that were brought to my house…by females! I have absolutely nothing against jack but to be honest I don’t know the last party I was at that someone had it, let alone a female bringin it! Is this a popular drink amongst the ladies, or did these females just have it left over from a paty they had b4…guess I will never know.

I provided some seriously mouthwatering, finger licken, goodness drippin BBq chicken that nearly shut the party down! (yes lady’s your boi dose hold it down in the culinary arena as well) By the end of the night I literally had people (females) runnin through my kitchen hopen there was at least a drumstick left for them to take home.
For all those who missed it don’t be alarmed because we plan to set it off again sometime early in the oh 7 so please be on the lookout. Till then….
Be Easy
Be Safe
Be Cool Ent.

Shouts to jos face for keeping a brova motivated…a more insightful and enlightening blog will soon follow fam.

Say hello to the bad guy...

So with my slight addiction to reality tv I have come to enjoy the Ultimate Fighting Challenge that comes on the spike network. This show shows (show shows thats funny) 16 or so odd fighters living and training together for the goal of gaining a contract as an Ultimate fighter. Watchin last night with some friends got me thinkin... I am ready to become an ultimate fighter! I know your sittin there like esquire is far from swole but I think I could do it. "why" you ask, because I have done my research...did you know that out of all the moves and things you are allowed to do in the oxtagon (ya its an octagon not a ring they fight in) you are not allowed to cuss!!!!WTF!!!! Ask yourself how many fights have you seen where no cuss words peppered the air...along with blood, saliva and sweat. Anywho so my thinkin is this, as soon as that reff rings the bell I just scream " LETS GET IT ON YOU MUTHAFUCKIN SOMMAMABITCH!" and boom disqualified but still keepin my bone structure in tact.

However with my luck it would just be a point deduction and the ref would keep the fight movin..next thing you know the kid is knocked out (I'm a lover not a fighter but don't get it twisted we can go to the green anytime) or even worse get submitted. That shit is the worse...you ever seen someone get choked out deebo style? Its very far from pretty. At least if your knowcked out then you can blame it on bein caught off guard or on a nicca's "heavy hands". But when you get choked out...there is nothin you can do but look like a str8 B-I-Atch! Think about it bein choked out means that someone went past whatever blows you where throwin and got close enough to just sufficate ya...never pretty.

You know its bad when peoples reactions are so diffrent from watchin someone get knocked out as opposed to them gettin chocked out. When some gets blasted on you here all types of screams...oooohhhh's and aaaaaahhh's from the crowd. When choked out...nosir.....people just get quite and get that look like they just ate a whole bag of sour patch kids in one bite. Start shakin there head and pleadin with the choker "Come on Damon Deebo Jenkins, stall him out dude". ya that shit there is a damn shame watchin a grown man just have the fight sucked out of em. Well the moral of the story is know the rules of what you gettin yourself into well, but know the consequences if you break the rules even better!
I Guess I will Have to find a new career choice:-(

Be Easy
Be Safe
Be Cool ENT.

RIP BODIE!!

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
This one is for all my Wire fans out there, so if you don't watch...
A) You need to run to a mirror right now and ask yourself "WHAT THE FUCK AM I DOIN WITH MY LIFE?"
B) Get on demand and catch the fuck up!
Now with that bein said lets get to the meat & taters of this blog. First off let me shout out the good folks at d.theroyalyoungs.com for inspirin my blog entry today.
The wire for those lames that don't watch it is one...scratch that...the greatest show on tv right now! Thats right fuck all the bull shyte it is just that good. It takes place in Baltimore and shows the many diffrent levels of our society (Politics, Street Life, Kids Growin up in the hood ect) in a no holds barred sort of way. The shows ability to make you not just like but love the socalled bad guy is amazing. Anyone who watch the season finally would have to be heartless if you didn't feel at least a lil lump in your throat when Bodie got blasted...even though he went out like a real G. (Sidebar why do we say shit like that, no matter how you go out isnt death still death? Would you rather "go out like a g" or "stay in like a punk"? Stop....think about it! again this is where one of the wayans would stick his head in and scream MESSAGE!) Also the characters on the show are done to a t. The producers and writers take pride in not only making sure that the cast understands and depicts the tru B-more culture but they even enlist a large portion of there cast straight from the streets where there stories are coming from. Another note is to recognize the fact that this show is in its 5th season(if I am wrong please excuse, I watched the first season then do to lack of HBO and freetime didnt get back on till this season) and is only now starting to garner the reviews that it truly deserves. To be honest I would go as far as to say that the wire should be required viewing for anyone who wants to truly understand the struggles and pain of what it is like to live in the inner-city and deal with things such as drug addicted parents, bein a foster child and even what leads teens the drug game. If I wanted to I could write all day about the Wire but I will keep it short today, but do look for more post on it in the future even though sadly I am hearing that the next season isnt coming out till 2008 (WTF!!!!!!) so till then I will be watching it on demand, on BET and asking DOES ANYONE OUT THERE HAVE ANY SEASONS ON DVD THEY WOULD BE WILLIN TO LOAN A BROTHA?!??!
Much Love Yall...
Be Easy
Be Safe
Be Cool Ent. (WE ALL WE GOT!)