Friday, January 5, 2007

"THIS HOW I EAT"



If you dont know this dude Kimbo is like the underground street fight champ. When I was first exposed to Kimbo I recieved a video of him from one of the local hustle men that he said you just have to watch. Let me tell you for a good 3-4 minutes I watched Kemo beat the shit out of some other hood dude. Within this fight were such classik lines as "hold on now dawg...i cant get grip on this grass." the classik scream of a random white dude " CLOSE HIS OTHER EYE BIRD!" However the best by far was after his victory Kimbo raised his bloody knuckles to the camera, looked dead in the lens and in such a nonchalant way claimed "This is how I eat....This is how I eat!"


Kimbo is a Killa, and I aint talkin Camron. You see the way he knocked that big dread down like it was nothin! I wanna see this cat go to UFC! I believe he may be the first guy to give good ol Chuck some trouble. What yall think?!?!

Thursday, January 4, 2007

If you were a wrestler, what would be your finishing move?

Well its a little know fact yall but ya your boi used to wrestle, both roman greco (6-8th grade) and WWE style (11th-12th grade). I cant recall my name right off hand but I remember we used to go out to these sand dunes and go at it. I am talkin trash cans, weapons and all types of crazy shit. We even had one homeboi who got hit by like a UPS truck or some crazy shit and both of his hands had pins in them. It was histerical watchin him with his hands stuck in the retard position (no disrespect to the retards...and thanks for readin) still pickin up trach cans and tryin to hit people. It was basically all fun in games untill I decided that I would be bold enough to let someone Power Bomb me...never again. That shit knocked all the wind out of me and had me walkin all jacked up for like a week...moral of the story its all fun and games till someone gets hurt...then its fun and games with thunderous laughter!
Be Easy Yall!

Tuesday, January 2, 2007

HAPPY DEUCE BOND!!!!!!!

Happy New Year MuFuka's!!!!!!!! Welcome to the year newly dubbed the Deuce Bond (2=Deuce 007=Bond) by yours truly, so when you hear all the rappers and what not usin the term know that your boi brought it to the table first!

So with that out of the way let me say make room at the table because I am ready to eat! I have let too many years go by talkin about how I was goin to make a big step, just to let them go by while standin still. This year though....NO SIR! I don't wann talk about it...I wanna be about it! I don't wanna hear about it....I wanna expierince it! This year will be mentioned in my VH1 before they were stars and my MTV Diary!


"How do you plan to do this?" you ask...well quit hoggin my blog space with dumb questions and I will tell you (Side note: Students no question is dumb)! As many of you know I dable in music production (Some of my shit)...well no longer do I dable.... I AM OFFICIALLY A MUSIC PRODUCER! I make hot shit and its time to stand behind it. If you didn't know the production company is called ZypeLoch Beats (Zipp Lock) "We Keeps it Fresh!" and that is what we do indeed. Many of yall that have had the opportunity to kick it with the kid know that I am an extreamly entertaining person ( sounds like I am gettin a big head n shit...I'm still grounded folks) who loves at the end of the day to have a good time and to make sure whoever I am with is having a good time also. Well this year I plan to actively start to turn this passion into cash...greenbacks...dinero...loot...paper....I'm talkin money yall. I am not sure the steps I need to activly take...past finding some acting classes to start taking and seriously making strides towards moving to a city where the opportunity's are greater ie: LA or NY (This is also where any help would be greatly appriciated ie:photographers who would like to help me make comp cards or anyone with contacts in the industry...if your reading this then you have some way to contact me so feel free...as a matter of fact Please DO!) all the same though I plan on doin it!
With that being said I pose this to all the people that have read my blog thus far (Priciate for real yall! It means alot!) Make this a year to be more thankful for what you have, and less worried about what you don't. Our society has become extreamly thankless and selfish. It is time to start realizin how blessed we truly are just to be doin what were doin everyday. I know for me these past couple months have been a true learning/ life altering expierince (Lost my job in august, was knockin on the door of bankrupcy, and almost had my car reposessed) a lesser man could have been crushed but I locked my knees and kept pushin it! I realized that there is somethin better for me out there and that this is just a steppin stone to help me get my mind right and make sure not to make the same mistakes again. After all the only way to truly measure your succes as a human being is to make sure that you don't make the same mistake twice. Remember life is one big lesson plan, and class is in session everyday!! If you take the time to learn from faults or slips that you have instead of dwellin on them and lettin them bring you down. Then you can truly make yourself available for the wealth and good fortune you are destined to have. In the great scheme of things life is short yall! TOO SHORT (and I aint talkin bout the rapper...BITCH!-Don't nobody say bitch like short dog!) So get up get out and get somethin...Stop bein content...and Stop Settlin! We can make it.... SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT, I know I am. Well the blog is gettin a little long and I know how yall mofo's get about readin too much so thanks and let me leave you with this little gem...

"Sometimes to acheive greatness, sacrifices have to be made in the process. Some of those sacrifices are the ones that supercede the meaning of the word PAINFUL, and it hurts beyond description. But once you survive that, what you're prepared for is something that makes you damn near UNCONQUERABLE" ~ Busta Rhymes
Its true yall....so true.

Be Easy
Be Safe