So with my slight addiction to reality tv I have come to enjoy the Ultimate Fighting Challenge that comes on the spike network. This show shows (show shows thats funny) 16 or so odd fighters living and training together for the goal of gaining a contract as an Ultimate fighter. Watchin last night with some friends got me thinkin... I am ready to become an ultimate fighter! I know your sittin there like esquire is far from swole but I think I could do it. "why" you ask, because I have done my research...did you know that out of all the moves and things you are allowed to do in the oxtagon (ya its an octagon not a ring they fight in) you are not allowed to cuss!!!!WTF!!!! Ask yourself how many fights have you seen where no cuss words peppered the air...along with blood, saliva and sweat. Anywho so my thinkin is this, as soon as that reff rings the bell I just scream " LETS GET IT ON YOU MUTHAFUCKIN SOMMAMABITCH!" and boom disqualified but still keepin my bone structure in tact.
However with my luck it would just be a point deduction and the ref would keep the fight movin..next thing you know the kid is knocked out (I'm a lover not a fighter but don't get it twisted we can go to the green anytime) or even worse get submitted. That shit is the worse...you ever seen someone get choked out deebo style? Its very far from pretty. At least if your knowcked out then you can blame it on bein caught off guard or on a nicca's "heavy hands". But when you get choked out...there is nothin you can do but look like a str8 B-I-Atch! Think about it bein choked out means that someone went past whatever blows you where throwin and got close enough to just sufficate ya...never pretty.
You know its bad when peoples reactions are so diffrent from watchin someone get knocked out as opposed to them gettin chocked out. When some gets blasted on you here all types of screams...oooohhhh's and aaaaaahhh's from the crowd. When choked out...nosir.....people just get quite and get that look like they just ate a whole bag of sour patch kids in one bite. Start shakin there head and pleadin with the choker "Come on Damon Deebo Jenkins, stall him out dude". ya that shit there is a damn shame watchin a grown man just have the fight sucked out of em. Well the moral of the story is know the rules of what you gettin yourself into well, but know the consequences if you break the rules even better!
I Guess I will Have to find a new career choice:-(
Be Easy
Be Safe
Be Cool ENT.
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